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Salty Tuesday is a sex position where (usually on a Tuesday) the male is buried completely in the sand on a beach and the female performs oral sex as the tide is rushing in. Ocean water is salty hence why this is called a "Salty Tuesday".
If you like blowjobs and margaritas then you will love a Salty Tuesday!
Throwing some shade that makes people salty.
Some salty shade was thrown my way.
The rim of salt you accumulate in your crotch from eating salty tortila chips.
"Girl do you want some tequila to go with that salty crotch?"
1) Snacks or otherwise salty goods that are purchased for a much lower price than they would ordinarily retail for.
2) Revenge that happened too quickly to be served cold, or taste sweet. It might have been done differently to how you wanted it, but it was still tasty and cost you much less time and effort than other methods. Salty bargain!!
1) Look at this half price gammon. Salty bargain!!
2) I was going to torture her for years with the idea that Imight tell her husband and eventually make her cave in and tell him herself. But then I just emailed him. Salty bargain.
Based on the Malay term, "mulut masin", an ability to have most of the things said to come true.
Please dont say shit about having bad traffic, salty mouth. Not today.
when an extremely attractive man receives a blowjob on the beach with a female, then immediately inserts his dick into the sand, similar to dipping a corndog in its batter, after it looks like a corndog the man proceeds to make violent sex with her.
Charlie: Hey girl come to the beach.
Maeve: Why?
Charlie: Because I want you to suck my dick, then let me get it all sandy and fuck you.
Maeve: Oh, the old salty corndog. I would love to.
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The salty duel is a male masturbation game. Two males stand facing each other and a third party shouts "draw". You then start to masturbate and the target for your ejaculation is the other person.
A vital part of the 'duel' is that you look into the eyes of the person you are battling.
As for many people it is unclear who the actual winner is, it is the person who ejaculates first not the person who is ejaculated on.
James and Dave had a salty duel at the party last night, but they broke up because they argued over who the winner was.
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