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Papa bear giving his young boys the love they deserve
Burley man asking others if they want a pinch of the bear.
A Treadmill Pinch happens when you try to have sex with the gap between your treadmill and the floor, then by some mistake the treadmill is turned on and it rips your foreskin off giving you a Jewish trim.
Example: you hear about Johnny's Treadmill Pinch? There's still foreskin all over his workout room
Who?
-My nan died that’s why I wasn’t online
-Lucas Pinches “..Who?”
A maneuver employed during urination when one realizes, in midstream, that a bowel movement is also needed. The first pinch of the penis cuts off the flow while the pants are unbuckled and dropped to the floor. The second, or the “handoff” pinch occurs after reaching inside the briefs with the opposite hand to continue the pinch, so the briefs can be lowered without incident and a commode employed without delay.
Todd: “Damn!”
Paul (pissing at the adjacent urinal): “What’s the matter?
Todd: “I gotta take a shit right now!”
Paul: Do a Double Pinch. The stall’s empty behind us!”
The guy you call when you can't finish the bottle of wine or six-pack you opened for dinner.
Ugh, I can't finish this merlot...where's the pinch drinker?
seasoning your fish with An entire 26oz canister of mortons table salt.
"... and another pinch of salt."