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the sexual act of defecating into a woman's vagina
Brodie sure gave me a solid muddy tampon last night
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When a female nervously wiggles when a needed feminine hygiene product isn't immediately available.
My sister-in-law was doing the tampon dance, so I quickly made up a reason to leave the room while my wife went to the bathroom to help her out.
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When eating a girl out while on her period as you finish you pull out her tampon with your teeth and blow a large breath of air and the tampon in her face spraying her face with bloody fluids
Dude, did you just tampon whistle me?!?
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Vagina the size of a tampon, anything bigger put inside will stretch it.
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Having sex with a man with a small penis while you’re on you period.
The sex was horrible!! His dick was small and i was on my period.
Damn, that’s what i call tampon sex.
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A person who always is in possession of way to many tampons or feminine products. A person who always has tampon falling out of bags, purses, and pockets at awkward times. When seen at a store such as CVS or Riteaid, they will excecivley buy tamps.
Stacey: Hey i think you might have a problem with buying too much tampons.
Suzzie: No i dont! Your crazy!
Stacey: Sometimes I think your such a tampon junkie!
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When a person of the female sex becomes extremely angry due to hormonal forces inside of her body. (read: PMS)
Damn dude, watch out for Chelsea, this time of month is usually when she gets her tampon tantrum!
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