The main rule of porn is:
It's not proper porn unless it's in the eye
bloke 1: It's not proper porn
bloke 1's mates in chorus: Unless it's in the eye
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Best Thing wev ever came up wit
You watchin porn? no! you lying we all do it
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Porning; verb
The act of plastering a home, apartment, work cubicle or car with pornography, to the hilarity, dismay or embarrassment of the owner.
often combined with kronging
Oh man we totally porned my ex's house last night, then we tossed a krongp-bomb on her roof.
Hey lets go porning and hit up your boss's house!
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Man did you see the porn we watched with Ricky last night man it was Tits GALORE!
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I have accumulated a large amount of porn which I would
now like to delete from my computer,in orde to make room for more wholesome items.
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Something morally wrong and sick! Should not be looked at! Should not be even thought of!
Porn sucks, close those nasty windows(if any)now!
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Something that many male teenagers and adults watch while masturbating. Something that makes you super horny. Videos on the internet of people having sex. In other words... The most amazing thing ever invented!
Dude I stayed up all night jerkin to porn
Pornhub.com has the best porn ever
That chick is really Hot and she has a great body, she should be in porn
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