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A fury wank is when you furiously jerk-off to alleviate the symptoms of extreme blue balls quickly in the bathroom when you realize the girl you're with in the house won't blow you, done as quickly as possible to make her think its only a massive piss or a quick shit
"Shit man, the fury wank I had to do last night was mad!"
"Sorry babe, just gotta bust a fury.. I mean, take a piss!"
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The act of masturbating in your living room while trying to get caught by the Google Street View car.
As soon as I saw the car coming round the corner by the Bradworthy Inn, I ran home, flopped it out and start it furiously Bashing the Bishop, in the hopes that the image of me choking my chicken would live forever on Google Street View.
Best Bradworthy Wank I ever had.
Masturbation, not initiated out of sexual arousal, but to achieve a goal, like relieving pressure or to become tired.
I couldn't sleep, so I utility wanked.
I wasn't even horny, it was just a utility wank so I could go to sleep.
object of desire during masturbation
Dude that Juju is such a wank muse I can go for hour just thinking about her.
To describe a situation or occasion beneath ones-self, comparable to being beneath ones lowest level of masturbation.
An act that does not live up to expectation
John: Hey bill, have you seen that new horror movie, ya know the one that's really sick?
Bill: Yeah Ive seen it and trust me its 'not worth a wank'
A sanity wank is when you get so wound up and frustrated and the only way to cure it is via masturbation, so to stop yourself going insane you have a sanity wank
Sarah is such a tease, she was winding me up all night, I had to have a sanity wank when i got home or I swear I would of gone insane
When cooking, you shake the pan backwards and forwards to stir or shake the contents without the use of a utensil.
Mostly done by chefs
"need a spoon?"
"no thanks, i'm happy pan wanking."