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The Moral World Cup is an award given to international cricket frauds, England. They have won this award every year except for 1932-1933, when they used dangerous tactic Bodyline to stop GOAT batsman, Sir Donald Bradman. The name for this award comes from the 2023 Ashes, when World Class fraud Johnny Bairstow left his crease and got stumped by Alex Carey fair and square. Since then England complain about the spirit of cricket, despite World Class English ghost Stuart Broad smashing it to Michael Clarke at first slip and not walking in 2013.
Other characteristics include losing constantly to six time World Cup winners Australia (in all formats), inability to retain the Ashes, winning a fraudulent World Cup final in 2019 (New Zealand are the actual winners), constantly complaining about the spirit of the game and making lame excuses for their poor performances in the 2023 World Cup, (despite Australia playing WTC, Ashes and CWC). England are truly finished but are the only team to ever win the Moral World Cup.
Guy 1: England are so finished, they lost to the sheep farmers, Afghanistan
Guy 2: At least they won the Moral World Cup
All the moods in the world in one single mood
“Oh my gosh I just had to take that mirror selfie ... I was in a such world mood!!”
“What is that grotesque face you’re making?”
“Oh, its just all the moods I feel atm. They are all kinda part of me, u feel me?!”
nickname from George W. Bush for Colin Powell
The World’s Greatest Hero was the first black Joint Chiefs of Staff.
self explanatory
I'm the world's SECOND best civilian
i know it
i just know it.
is that a big bang
oh no black hole interrupt
we're all gonna die
it's true, we're doomed!
happy birthday to you
epic man: i can predict the future and it is the end of the world and we're all gonna die anytime soon. i just know it. i repeat i can predict the future and we're all gonna die soon the universe is doomed
epic SMÖRT man: Nah.
epic SMÖRTËR man: It is true, we all are gonna die on about 821749 milliseconds.
epic SMÖRT man: Oh. I understand now-
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Often times people who don’t live in the United States of America will say that Americans think everything revolves around them. Well it does,
because we have the world reserve currency therefore we are top dogs and everything ultimately has ties to us.
“Pablo thinks everything revolves around America, he’s so closed minded.”
“World reserve currency privilege, bitch!”
the prettiest lady in the world is named nevaeh she is smart kind(when she wants to be) but not only that this goddess of a queen will always make sure you okay and have a smile on your face..did i mention she funny asl she would have laughing which is hard to do! one more then dnt piss her offf cs she will act like yo momma…