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When you cover your dick in chocolate so women will give you blow jobs
I had a Chocolate Dinkleberg for dessert ;)
When you try to really hard to fart and it comes out as a cloud of shit.
Guy: Hey man I just chocolate clouded your mother!
Guy 2: What the fuck dude.
When your girl has to make a boo boo but you pack it and cum on the turd and it comes out super shiny like a glazed donut
I gave her a glazed chocolate bar last night and her turd hit the bed
A completely useless item or person
The new apprentice is as much use as a chocolate tampon
Something really fucked up you don't wanna no or you will end up committing suicide ten times over I mean fuck it's really fucking terriable. 🤢🤢🤢🤢😩😫😤😶
Betty crockers moist chocolate cake will become Betty crockers moist chocolate cake
Getting diarrhea in your face while giving a rimjob.
I was eating her ass like groceries when I got a chocolate surprise. {rimjob} {shit}
When a guy or girl take a massive shit into their sexual partners mouth
I gave Jimmy a chocolate surprise last night