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May 12, 1937 – June 22, 2008
Most intelligent American that ever lived.
R.I.P, George Carlin.
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George Orwell's book "1984" successfully predicted the state of the world today. If there's hope, it lies in the proles.
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The funniest man in America. No wait, the world. Not only is he funny, but all of his jokes, rages, and swear words tell the truth. He's a genius, and I salute him.
"We also like bombing brown people! Not because they're terrorists...just because they're brown! Seriously! When did we last bomb white people, when was the last time ANY white people were bombed? Huh? The Germans! And that was simply because they were trying to cut into our action! Dominate the world, BULLSHIT, that's OUR FUCKING JOB! We can't make a decent fucking car, but we can bomb the shit out of your country all right!"
George Carlin is a genius...there's no other way to explain it.
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The most mysterious and reclusive member of the Beatles. He wasn't as fond of his fame as John Lennon or Paul McCartney were, but is still regarded as one of the greatest Britons of all time.
George Harrison was a very underrated guitarist.
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An asshole who can’t count to fucking ten.
“One, two, three, four, five, six, seven—“
Philip Hamilton: AYE YO, IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE T E N
George Eacker: BRO, I CAN’T COUNT!
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Years ago George Clooney famously took a shit in the litter box of his friend Richard Kind's cat. In a playful spin, a George Clooney is when you either literally or metaphorically leave a shit for someone to deal with.
Hey Jimmy, I've left you a George Clooney - enjoy.
To take without permission an item belonging to a family member, friend, or close associate.
"I left my bag in your car. Don't George Santos it. I need it back."
"Steve just left and now I can't find the new iPhone cable I just bought. I think that son of a bitch George Santosed me."