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Going to the airport; traveling by airplane. The main route to New York City's JFK Airport is the Van Wyck Expressway.
-Where are you going over vacation?
-I'm van wyckin' it to Miami.
-Are you coming home early today?
-No, I have to van wyck it because Dohn's coming back from Europe tonight.
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A full sized van in which about 5 or more men take turns having sex with a woman. The men that are not having sex are either driving or allowed to masturbate
Dude i fucked Jenn on the slam van that picked me up last night! She was TIGHT
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Van Halen during the David Lee Roth years.
Van Roth kicks Van Hagar's ass!
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a white van with with no windows,in disgiuse of a painters work truck,owned by a man named shane.
hey look here comes shane, i wonder how many children he has with him in his van!
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Totally unoriginal, ridiculous fishbowl looking vehicle that is driven by souless soccer moms or sackless males. Regardless of on board options, such as dvd players, xm, game systems, leather or sunroof it will never, ever be cool and has no trade in value.
Ownership basically eliminates regard for any other vehicle on road except your own and includes frequent slamming on brakes for no reason, driving for miles with turn signal on, brake riding, talking on a cell phone while turned around yelling at kids, inability to park straight and driving 20 miles below speed limit in fast lane.
It sucks living on the same street as a school. I'm surrounded by ninny vans 24/7.
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A formerly necessary wagon attached to the back of a train. The brake van was used to stop a train in case of an emergency (such as if a coupling had snapped, and the latter half of the train was rolling down a steep hill). On longer journeys, the brake van served as a temporary residency for the train crew.
Nowadays, most trucks (US:freightcars) are already equipped with brakes so they'll stop automatically should something go wrong. Some trains even have locomotives at both ends, further reducing the necessity of a brake van.
Synonyms: caboose(US), guard's van
*coupling snaps*
Driver: Cor! Look at that!!
*trucks rocket down a steep hill*
Fireman: I hope the guard (US: conductor) knows how to work the brake!!
Meanwhile, the guard sees a train coming, and he cranks the brake handle like mad. We see sequences of footage as the train and the brake van get closer and closer.
The guard, seeing his whole life flash before his eyes, shuts his eyes and waits for the impending crash-
Driver 2: Oi, mate, what're you doing? Gonna rub noses with our train for the day or what?
The guard notices he's still alive.
Guard: *wipes forehead* Phew! Thank God we had a brake van; this could have been quite nasty!
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Bending a girl over an ottoman and penetrating her from behind during intercourse. After you've climaxed, proceed to flip her over the ottoman the rest of the way, so that she lands on her back.
I love banging TV Land girls; they get off on van dyking.
Joe: How'd you get the shiner?
Pete: Well, I van dyked this girl last night, and she didn't appreciate it; so, she punched me.
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