Roman Sprinkler

Simultaneously having diarrhea, pissing, vomiting, and nose bleeding at the same time. If crying is involved, and it usually is, it's considered the fifth stream.

Paul: "Aw shit man! Were you at Club X last night?"

Randy: "Yeah, why."

Paul: "That bitch Kelly got so fucked up off of tacos and margaritas that she became a Roman sprinkler."

Randy: "So that's why everybody was slipping and sliding on the dance floor."

Paul: "Yeah. I'm hungry. Let's go get some tacos and margaritas."

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Roman ride

When someone recieves a blow job while driving. Also known as road blow

The other day I heard that our coworker recieved a roman ride from his secretary.

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roman candle

elliott smith's first album and song on the album.

I'm a roman candle
My head is full of flames

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Going Roman

Continuing to wear nothing but a towel all day after taking a morning shower.

"I don't have any plans. Think I'm just going Roman today."

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Roman Numeral

Roman numerals are a type of numerals that use the letters I, V, X, L, C,D, and M
They are used in ancient Rome way back before when Hindu Arabic numbers weren't even invented.

The book publish date was written in Roman numerals

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roman pancake

when a dude takes a crap on a girls chest and pats it down into a pancake with his balls

i roman pancaked that bitch and it only cost me some soap

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roman abramovich

rich russian pikey who shows as much emotion as a dead fish. doesnt have a clue about football and smells like poo.

bearded twat who is lovers with frank lampard (his girlfriend is just for show, and damn is she ugly!)

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