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A Minecraft animation that you've watched and had no idea what the fuck was going on
"I'm cold as ice, I paid the price, I don't care"
The sad and unfortunate condition of having small and uninteristingly pointy breasts. It plagues the lesser know regions of Pennsylvania.
Guy 1: Ew did you see that cashier at Shop n' Save?
Guy 2: You mean the one with the Deer Lakes Ice Cream Cones?
Guy 1: Thats her, that disgusting wench.
when you shit on a toilet and squish it with the seat
I just ice cream sandwhiched the other teams locker room
Iced Fackmaul Frappé
The act of stuffing a Cup of ice cream or crushed iced into the mouth of a sexual partner and holding their jaw shut, then proceeding to lick the drippings coming out of their mouth.
Brain freeze is to be expected since the ice should not be swallowed rather than waiting for it to melt.
Usually the iced Fackmaul Frappé proceeds a blowjob, which then feels exciting due to the cold mouth of the partner giving the blowjob.
Hey Max, what were you up to last night?
Hi, I finally convinced Melina to try the iced Fackmaul Frappé and it was great. You should definitely try it some time!
When a woman is in a very cold environment, it causes her breasts to shrink and compress until the contents of her breasts experience so much pressure that milk violently shoots out of her nipples.
Clarence: Dude yesterday I grabbed a handful of snow and stuffed it down my girlfriend's shirt, and it triggered an ice volcano. That shit was so powerful it gave me a black eye.
Harold: Damn bro sorry to hear that.
When you raw Dogg her till she bleeds, and Finnish inside her!
She told me she liked it rough, so I gave her an iced jam donut
When spraying gum remover on your nuts before sex.
When I “ice and go” I last much longer 😉