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To moan in a deep tone while giving head so it vibrates my cock in your throat.
My girl gave me a growling knob job last night and I blew my load soooo fast !
When an employer, quite often East Indian, accepts an applicant for a job interview by asking him to come in for a trial shift to see if he's worth hiring.
"Hey man, congrats on the new job!"
"Thanks, but I don't have the job yet, just an Indian job interview"
When you sprinkle pepper on your partner's face while having vaginally sex and having them sneeze making there vagina clench tight on your dick like a gorilla's fist.
Guy 1: You dude anal is great, but is there a tighter feeling?
Guy 2: Harambe Hand job by far.
A very short person. Someone who could perform oral sex on someone standing next to them without having to bend over or squatting down.
The basketball player's girlfriend was only blow job high when she stood next to him.
When multiple men share a sexual partner ( male or female) and take turns ejaculating into the partner to provide lube for the next man up.
Myself and a few of the boys picked up a cute dude near Wrigley Field and went back to his place, I went first and started the Chicago Lube Job so the other guys would have a more pleasant experience.
When a girl is giving a blow job and her hair gets in the way and she has to put it up quickly to get back to her business. She puts her hair up with a blow job scrunchie. Durable way of putting hair up for added input to head movements
I was in the car with Stephanie and she was giving me a blowjob. Her hair kept getting in the way. She stopped and put hair up and continued sucking! I love blow job scrunchies
The term Job Seekers Allowance is more accurately represented with the modern day variation of Job Swervers Allowance.
As created by G and J Roberts
“I’ve been on the Job Swervers Allowance for the last 28 years and I have no intention of getting a job... innit”