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The Kaiser of Germany during WWI. Your history book spells it as William II. They are wrong. Please inform your class of this stupidity.
Student 1: So William II urged Germany to honor the Dual Alliance?
Student 2: No! Don't you read any other primary source documents? It's pronounced WILHELM! Wilhelm II.
Student 1: Was he a Nazi?
Student 2: That's WW2, you uneducated twat! Even though the Nationalist Socialist German Worker's Party came to power in 1933, you are STILL WRONG.
Student 1: You are such a nerd.
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Sidlisko II is a housing project in PreΕ‘ov in Slovakia. Its a neighborhood that has people of mixed social classes in it, and it's the place that contains c*nts loud, playing some weird ass music and screaming like a b*tch
Person: Ey where you live?
Person 2: In Sidlisko II
Person: Oh yeah, its pretty good if you aint broke, but the loud c*nts should get confronted
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A class that is useless and extremely difficult for those who are not math geniuses. It's only functions are to lower averages/GPAs and make students hate math more than they already do.
Student A: Hey man, what'd you get on your Algebra II Regents Exam?
Student B: Like a 45. I don't get any of that shit.
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Integrals
Volumes
Parametric Equations
Series
....hell on earth
Professor:"Today in calculus II we will try to integrate e^-(x^-2)"
Student: "I can't, i just shit my pants."
Professor: "Mwa ha ha hah!!"
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The continuation of the Kuroshitsuji (Black Butler) anime. Featuring a couple of new characters, namely Alois Trancy and his demon butler, Claude, its basically this: Hordes of fanservice (especially the shota-esque CielxSebastian kind). If you don't like being in Fanservice Central, you probably won't like Kuroshitsuji II. But if you're a raving fangirl, get something soft to bite on so you can muffle your squeals of joy.
Summary of story: Alois Trancy, a slightly mad, blonde bombshell with a trouble past similar to Ciel Phantomhive's has made a Contract with the Spider Demon Claude. Trancy's wish? To make Sebastian suffer and to obtain Ciel Phantomhive for his own.
With messed up twists and turns such as Ciel losing his memory, Sebastian's (for better or worse) changes in behavior, and (for me) a sort of Wallbanger ending, its definitely an either love it or hate it kinda thing. But give it a shot anyway.
Kuroshitsuji II: Suddenly, EVERYONE wants to get into Ciel Phantomhive's pants. Ciel is not amused, and Sebastian is possessive.
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PATHOS-II, located in the North Alantic Ocean, is an underwater research complex found in the video game, SOMA. The complex is owned and maintained by Haimatsu and Carthage Industries.
The complex is made up of nine different facilities:
- Upsilon: The main facility's power plant.
- Lambda: This is where a shuttle hub is located, connecting to all the facilities.
- Theta: A place where staff living quarters and administrative offices, as well as a research laboratory.
- Alpha: The location of the main core of an artificial intelligence named the WAU.
- Delta: Delta is where the payload shells for PATHOS-II's Omega Space Gun are created.
- Tau: A station located in "The Abyss" where staff living quarters (for the staff there), maintenance areas, and cargo transport system are found.
- Phi: Also located in the abyss, Phi's main purpose is to keep hold of the Omega Space Gun.
- Omega: The point where the Omega Space Gun's end is in, also used as a meteorological outpost.
- Omicron: Where almost all the research is done, also maintaining the Climber, an elevator that heads to The Abyss.
PATHOS-II was originally built in 2061 for conducting thermal mining, but when a comet hit the Earth in 2103, PATHOS-II started a project named the ARK.
"Welcome to PATHOS-II - Your Expressway to the Stars."
The successor of Joergen I. Joergen I tragically died cuz of the dumby dumb members of the Bro Army.
Joergen II tragically died because of Pewds' curiosity. All Pewds wanted was for Joergen II to have fun in the minecart. RIP Joergen II. There currently is no Joergen III.
"Everywhere I go I see his face. I really miss JOERGEN II"
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