Coffee

The definition of life

Sarah: (Dead From overworking)
Hannah: Here have some coffee!
Sarah:(Alive again)

Coffee

Legal drugs

He drank coffee. He's beyond hyperactive now.

coffee

God's drink.

And on the 8th day He made coffee.
God: "mmmm that's fucking orgasmic"

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coffee

1. In addition to water, food, shelter, and clothing, coffee is the new essential substance needed for the survival of the human race, specifically students.

2. The solution to homework

I've got an early flight tomorrow, I better drink a lot of coffee tomorrow.

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Coffee

Coffee: Nectar of the gods.

In the beginning God created light the universe, then said "let there be coffee so we can all keep going" then after his twelfth cup he wrote the Bible and a short autobiography that was lost in 3 billion BC.

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Coffeeing

To be enjoying coffee either alone or with someone. Taking time out to have coffee.

Hi Pete, sorry I'm late I was coffeeing with Holly.

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Coffeeing

A verb used to describe drinking coffee.

Variations of the word: need some coffeing done, coffeed.

Samantha: What were you up to yesterday evening? I called you, like, 50 times at 6 pm?
Aaron: Take a chill pill, Sam. I was just coffeeing and listening to music.

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