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When a man creampies a woman and then vanishes.
Guy 1: She's pretty but she's not the hottest girl I've ever seen.
Guy 2: All good, I'll be a disappearing pastry chef. She'll make a great single mom.
Is where a person puts a double ended dildo full length inside of them to the point where they are able to close their anus.
Where did it go?
She pulled a disappearing act on it.
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A highly destructive explosive that according to George Bush, was a common fixture in every Iraqi household. However, upon searching for sed weapons, they disappeared.
Dubya: The Iraqi's have WMD's!
The Rest Of The World: WMD otherwise known as Weapons of Mass Disappearance.
Dubya: Uhhhhh (pause for terrible effect) What?
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When one of your friends gets a girlfriend and rejects everyone else in his life. The girlfriend becomes priority numero uno, and nobody else matters. Disappearing Hangout Guys stop going to the gym, abandon their normal social circles and, in extreme cases, might even quit their jobs.
Mark: Hey man let's get some of the guys together to go fishing this weekend. Call Daniel and see if he wants to go.
Mike: I haven't talked to Daniel in months, ever since he got that girlfriend. Ever since he started dating that chick he's become a Disappearing Hangout Guy.
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The art of lowering one’s car into 2nd or 3rd gear and flooring it to show another car who is boss.
“This Fiesta ST thinks he’s hot shit doesn’t he.”
“You’re in a BMW bro, just drop a gear and disappear!”
To murder someone by forcefully inserting a pencil into their forehead.
Originated from the 2008 film "The Dark Knight" where the film's villain, the Joker killed a gang member via this method.
"We're going to crack down on them and make some pencils disappear."
"We're making a pencil disappear tonight!"
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When someone whose very irritating, ignorant and always talking shit and you had enough of it so you tell them to GDA Gurl Disappear Already
Daniel is once again talking about his life for 45 and blaming everyone for fake news. I told him, "GDA/Gurl Disappear Already! Nobody with common sense is featuring you!"