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A vagina that was shaved several days previous to intercourse and therefore has short, sharp, stubby pubic hairs. Before her vagina is wet enough to enter, the male attempts to stick his penis in and the vagina lips cave in around the cap/shaft of the penis, thus scratching the cap/shaft of the penis with the short, sharp, stubby pubes. The situation resembles that of a venis flytrap closing around its prey.
"Hey do you remember Mandy from barnes and noble? yeah man I got her to come over last night, but I didn't get her warmed up enough and that biddie's snatch penis flytrapped me."
"Dude, that's no good. Ya gotta put a little work in before putting it in. You're better than that."
<sigh> "I know man, I know."
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When a woman sticks her tongue flat out of her mouth and a man presses his penis against her tongue and begins ejaculating as he still presses his penis against her tongue.
Greta and Mark did the Hungarian Flytrap many times on their honeymoon.
What you call the foreskin of your elbow in your inner arm when you smear it with jelly or anything sticky.
It traps flies trying to crawl or escape.
Person 1: There’s an alternative way to trap those annoying flies.
Person 2: What?
Person 1: Covering my inner elbow with jelly.
Person 2: Well?
Person 1: I now have a waginus flytrap.
The elbow tip when covered in jelly or any sticky substance that keeps any flies from escaping after landing, hence they’re trapped.
Person: I found a way to trap those pesky flies.
Person 2: How:
Person 1: By covering my elbow tip with jelly,
Person 2: Oh really?
Person 1: Yeah, Amy elbow’s a wenis flytrap.
The first most important thing for this position to work is to have honey! You are your partner take turns rubbing honey around the rim of your butthole and stay in a doggy position. As soon as you feel some sort of fly or bug go inside your butthole to get that sweet residue, You quickly stand up and clench your butt cheeks. If you are successful the next time you go spread your butthole the fly should come zooming out of that dungeon fully alive!
Man: Hey baby does you want to try something new tonight?
Women: Sure let's try The Butthole Flytrap
Man: BRING ON THE HONEY!
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The romantic/platonic/rivalry ship name between Wolfgang Brandt and Devon Neii. Honestly at this point I'm not sure what it counts as. Are they lovers? Friends? Enemies? They're so homoerotic.
As for the reasoning behind the name itself, I'm a bit unsure. Devon Neii enjoys gardening, and Lambda, Wolfgang's creator, saw a Venus flytrap recently-- hence the name. The penis part is likely a funny bit. I wish they would just confess their love for each other already. This is like an enemies to lovers fanfiction. Just kiss already. Jeez.
"Dude, did you hear what happened with Penis Flytrap recently?"
"Oh, no. I hope they didn't fuck. We already have enough of that."
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When you go to pee and your weener gets stuck in your fly, causing extreme pain
Scres ce emanating from the bathroom when my weener got stuck in the old penis flytrap
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