Murf

A person who likes fruits

Instead of a vegetable liker he/she is a murf

murf

the sweaty, hairy, smelly region between the scrotum and anus

While you are down there would you mind tickling my murf a bit?

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Murf

Murf is a slang for saying someone or something has herpes of the butthole region.

“Damn that girl I slept with last night had murf bruh”
“Bruh I would but you know she has Murf right?”

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murfed

to be winning, and or beating the shit outta some one or thing

TOSH-DAMNNNNN...we got murfed on in the game last night!
Randi-FERRRRR-SHEEEEEEE-ZEEEEEEEE

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murf

Someone whom is hung like a donkey and can fuck all night long.

Wow, I wish I were like Murf.

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murf

For all those people who don't know what murf means, it means anything you want it to mean.

"have a murfing awesome day"

"holy murf"

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Murf

VERB- To sit around and vegitate... so do absolutly nothing and allow yourself to go completely brain dead for a few hours. This activity is usually taking place on a couch or bed while marinating in the same comfy clothes youve probly been wearing for days.

I cant wait till Sunday so I can just murf on my couch all day...

Dude i haven't moved in 6 hours... murf status over here.

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