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when you poop and put it in the freezer for a couple hours and use it as a dildo for pleaser.
jessica V. went poop and felt horny so she made a artic suprise because her boyfriend wasnt around.
Sex that the recipient didn't realize they agreed to.
Chick: "Kobe totally raped me from behind. I didn't want to have sex with him. I'm calling the cops."
Lawyer: "Nah, it was just suprise sex. You were asking for it."
Chick: "Oh, cool."
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when someone passes gas into a water battle and tightens the cap in order to give to another fellow so that he can smell the stench
joshua ripped supreme ass but carefully stored it in a bottle...he later gave us the bottled suprise and it smelled like rank horse penis
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when u dont pull out when the girl is expecting you to do so
Cindy has quadruplets and a granny sag because Trevor gave her a creampie suprise
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You get really drunk and while a girl is hooking up you unbuckle her pants and eat her out and realize their is blood in your mouth and the girl says i am having my period and someone tells moe on you, and that was quiet a suprise to you
Blake got drunk and eat serina out and there was a strawberry suprise, so blake threw up.
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The phrase that is being said by your girlfriend's father when he caught you having sex that is illegal in seven states.
'Suprise motherfucker.'
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When in the middle of sexual relations, and panties start to come off. In the middle of this act, a foul odor has arisen out of nowhere. This my friends in tuna suprise.
Tim: So how did things go with Amber last night?
Chris: Well... things went alright until I headed down south.
Tim: What happended? Did she hit ya with the tuna suprise?
Chris: How did you know?
Tim: I fucked her last week.
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