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What might at first sound like a compliment but could/should really be taken as an insult when considered in its entirety.
The Republican Senator would never desecrate the holy institution of marriage by voting to allowing gays to wed; just ask his ex.
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A compliment couched in the form or tone of an insult. Often used by people who *want* to be nice, but fear being seen as weak or disingenuous, but can be unintentional.
When Maurice told Mary she was "the least photogenic pretty chick" he'd ever seen, he meant that pictures didn't do her beauty justice, but it came off as a backhanded insult.
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During anal sex between a man and a woman on her period, the woman currently using a tampon, the man turns her around, rips the tampon out of her vagina and in one fluid motion smacks her in the face with it.
Terry: "Dude, I finally had sex with Emily last night!"
Isaac: "But isn't she on her period?"
Terry: "Yeah, I totally got to pull off a marinara backhand!"
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it is a method of masturbation where the person puts there hand at 45 degrees to their wrist (palm direction) and back hands, only moving their elbow to perform this motion until their penis/vagina until too bruised to continue or they climax.
Me : "hey bro you tried the danish backhand yet?"
Julio : "yea bro, its the only way i jack off now"
(Australian Slang - Western suburbs)... Reverse hand masturbation. Where the crevice created by the thumb and forefinger becomes the entry point for the bulbous member. Quite common in the western suburbs in Sydney (wanking capital of the world).
I wanted to try something different the other night. Mrs Palmer suggested a Toongabbie Backhander.
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Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman.
I swear if I come home to a dirty house, empty oven and a bad attitude... She's getting the secret backhand.
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A sexual manuver in which a woman, in a sixtynine-esk position, with her muff above the man's head, greases his rod with baby oil and proceeds, with reverse grip, a manual release of his baby batter.
I was at the Octopussy, when my counterpart came out of a room, labeled 'PRIVATE', looking like he saw a ghost and told me she gave him the 'ole, backhand shalanski.
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