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A Le Vert is a soft spoken male who sleepstrips.
They will show little emotion, however a Le Vert is at his most outragous when in a foreign country where he will without shame or remorse expose himself to a large audience of strangers whilst asleep.
Le Vert's are usually adverse to violence. The only time a Le Vert will become violent is if you say the word 'Roy' to him for no apparent reason. After a bout of sparing violence, he will only be calmed if you present him with a friendship stone.
Once a Le Vert has ingested more than 4 units of alcohol, he will refuse to use a key to open a door. He will stand at the door shouting "BELL" repeatedly until entry to said establishment is gained.
"Oh my word, look at that guy getting naked. He must be a Le Vert, doesn't he realise there are children around"
"I had a fight with Le Vert, I got angry and called him Roy. I best get a friendship stone"
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A form of rejection to outrageous suggestions or information
"Can you take me to Kentucky today"
"Vert"
"Can you buy me this million dollar necklace "
"Vert"
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Pretentious french words for "green bean." Bitches with food recipes that can't stand on their own by virtue of actual taste or presentation like to drop obscure or French phrases into their recipe titles in lieu of normal English words in a stilted effort to make it seem more exotic.
Thus, you have bullshit words like "haricots verts" instead of green beans, "galette" instead of pastry, "jus" instead of juice, "crudités" instead of veggies, and so on.
If you're cooking fucking green beans, just say so. Your worth as a chef is dependent on your goddamn food itself, not what you call it.
Menu item: Haricots Verts in its own jus, served over a beurre reduction.
Translation: Green beans with butter.
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Used to describe a person who gives blowjobs in a public glory hole
Damn that Canadian dude over there is a trayvon vert.
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A type of internet parasite responsible for running memes and internet trends dead in to the ground. This type of individual exists solely to seek profit from meme theft and distribution of fellatio and anal sex. They can be identified in person by their Emo appearance, weak stature, and extreme homosexual tendencies. They are to be avoided whenever possible
Person 1 - “Hey that manlet just gave me head and stole my phone. He’s now posting all my memes online without crediting me.”
Person 2 - “Oh, you must’ve ran in to a Trayvon Vert.”
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very skinny woman, like a green bean
Nicole Richie needs to eat, shes looking like a haricot vert lately.