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smart

1. Being a minimum of two mental steps ahead of everyone else, preferably three or four.
2. The kid who does everybody else's math homework just because they're bored
3. Being the type of person who can walk into a room, say a couple of words, and have other people bowing at their feet and calling them a genius.

I like Sophia because she's smart and she's cute.

by Evenstar January 22, 2007

78πŸ‘ 41πŸ‘Ž


smarting

Synonymous with hurting.

Are you still smarting from paying for that dinner?

by Cortland Klein July 9, 2005

38πŸ‘ 17πŸ‘Ž


smarts

The term that is yelled out when pain is distributed to him or herself. Usually regarding hair that is forcefully removed.

Someone has theyre chest hair pulled out...."man, thats smarts!"

by stonecutter510 October 12, 2005

56πŸ‘ 29πŸ‘Ž


smart

There's a time to lie and a time to tell the truth. If you are wise enough you'll always be able to determine which action to take.

if you are smart you would have never got into that relationship...

by bootymaasdasds October 10, 2011

8πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


smart

Someone who knows the difference between:

there, their and they're
its and it's
etc.

Smart:

Mommy, what are those half-naked women doing on the corner over there? Well honey, they're trying to make money to feed their babies.

Not-so-smart:

Something me and you are probably not.
Something that most people think they are, and guess what, their not. And i can say that cause im 16.

soome prick-ass who thinks they know everything but is probably gonna get fucked up when there 16 b/c they want to be cool.

by NeverStopLearning October 23, 2007

89πŸ‘ 55πŸ‘Ž


Smart

You're not smart before you realise that you are stupid.

Because the more you know abaut one thing - The more you understand that you don't know about other things!

Then you realise that you are dumb! And you are therefore a smart kid!

by PΓ₯san March 16, 2009

37πŸ‘ 20πŸ‘Ž


Smart

Adjective added to make something sound new, trendy, or better when it's really just the same warmed-over crap.

Way overused these days, to the point of being corny.

Example: Smart Cars, Smart Timer, Smart investing, Smart menu

Marketing: Look, it's the new Smart Car.
Really: An engine on a cheap plastic chassis selling for 18K. More cheaply made than the 9K Chevrolet Aveo.

Marketing: This new Smart timer turns can turn your lights on when dark.
Really: Nothing more than a fancy light-sensor. They've been around for 50 years.

Marketing: ING direct is a smart way to invest your money.
Really: Just a bank CD. No smarter than any other bank CD. Only called "Smart" to mask the hidden fees.

Marketing: Behold the new Dunkin' Donuts Smart Menu.
Really: Formerly known as the low-fat menu. Now it's somehow "smart."

by Uncle Lance March 19, 2009

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