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(Noun) The few days each year when you just know you're gonna get laid.
Typically a birthday, anniversary, or Federally recognized holiday. Equally appropriate for male or female.
Tom made sure to save some Viagra for Christmas Eve; his wife Deborah would be expecting a long night of Event Sex.
the end event is the final fortnite chapter 1 event. the rocket launched, then opened a rift in the sky (after setting up rift zones over the season for the other 6 people to enter this world. we only know of the visitor, the scientist, and the paradigm) which opened the existing rifts, allowing the others to get through. they spent some time trying to get in a line to rift behind the meteor. they open a rift on front of the meteor, and eventually the meteor starts moving again, going into the rift and being teleported to the top of loot lake (where the orb and zero point are happening) one of the seven come down from the rift above loot lake, and entering the orb. the meteor follows shortly after, being guided by the other 6. it goes into the orb, causing it to explode. then we watch a black hole for 2 days lol. some part of this event could be seen from the lobby of you didnt make it to the event.
person 1: did you see the event? it was amazing!
person 2: oh, the end event? no. i didnt make it into a game so i just turned off my xbox and watched a live stream on my phone.
person 1: oh that sucks. well i mean, you technically did see the event so...
person 2: well yes but actually no.
person 1: you could see part of the event from the lobby.
person 2 WHAT
An event where it's a bunch of senior citizen or old people. They all lack teeth which makes them toothless. The activities done at the events are usually boring.
Guy 1: Dude, are you going to Harry's Grandpa's party?
Guy 2: Nah man, I heard its going to be a toothless event...bunch of old people talking about their hip replacement
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A camping festival, such as Burning Man or one of its regional spinoffs, which is: based on social principles similar to those of Burning Man (such as "radical self-reliance," "leave no trace," and no vending permitted); at which are found numerous works of art, interactive performances, and art cars; and which culminates in the ritual burning of a large wooden object.
She's a hardcore burner - probably went to more than twelve burn events in the last year.
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Basically any event planned or extemporaneous,, that the homos host to further the gay agenda.
Wow I went downtown with the kid to get some ice cream and ran smack dab into a homo event.
We got the rainbow sorbet and bolted out of town like we were being chased by the undead .
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"Event Horizon" was the third film directed by Paul W.S. Anderson after his first two films "Shopping" and "Mortal Kombat."
"Event Horizon" is set in the year 2047 and tells the story of a rescue crew that has been dispatched to retrieve the derelict space-vessle, the "Event Horizon."
After spending time aboard the ship, it's rescuers begin to have hallucinations and other various deleriums. It is later revealed in the movie that the "Event Horizon" was using an inter-deminsional travel device to go to a far corner of the universe, something went horribly wrong and the ship literally went to "hell" and the ship has become a living being bent on using it's rescuers fears to destroy them.
While Event Horizon borrows many elements from classic horror films such as "The Shining" and "Hellraiser" it's story is essentially a much darker and gorier version of Stanis³aw Lem's novel "Solaris."
Event Horizon was panned by critics when it was first released in 1997, but has been steadily gaining appreciation by both movie go-er's and critcs since then due to it's intricate camera work, special effects, and generally being ahead of it's time.
Event Horizon was Paul W.S. Anderson's best film.
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You look for a newspaper/online article then write a summary about it or whatever the hell you feel like. Thursdays are the days you DO current events cause they are due friday.
But there are losers who do it an extra day early...
Teacher: "Class do not forget your current event this week!"
Student: "Don't worry I'm special and did it a day early!"
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