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Divorce is the legal separation of two married people. It can be a peaceful agreement, or an angry affair. The effects of divorce are different for everyone, and it is certainly a life altering event.
My mom and dad decided to get a divorce because they can't get along anymore; I'm very sad.
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When your bitch wife wants to leave you to fuck some crackhead asshole behind McDonald's
You:Bruh my wife filed for divorce and left me for some crackhead asshole she fucks behind McDonald's
Bruh: Bruh dat's cray
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YES!!! I DID IT! I AM THE GREATEST!! BRIGHTEST LIGHT IN THE NIGHT SKY!!
Iam "Hey, you hear about the Divorce?"
Hym "DID YOU DOUBT MY POWER!? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!"
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One of the worst things parents can do to devastate their child.
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Just a 7 letter word for hell. Rips out hearts. Hurts more kids than adults. Causes more pain and hurt than imaginable. Also causes kids to flip out and get severely depressed.
I always knew my fucking parents would get divorced. I don't want to live w/ either of them. I hate them both so much. They suck ass.
Fuck getting divorced. I'm never getting married after all that my parents put me through w/ their divorce.
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the act of surgically taking a wife's hands from her husband's neck and attatching them to his balls and wallet
guy 1: got a divorce, bitch got everything, shes so far up my ass if she spits its comin out of my mouth
guy 2: bummer...
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1. n. Proof in writing that a female failed to secure complete control over her mate, as well as failing to forcefully change him into the person she saw fit for herself, usually involving the looting of 1/2 of the males' monetary and/or physical belongings which is often stolen legally by said parasitic gold diggers; of which make up 99.9% of the female population.
Guy #1: "My wife is a cheating whore."
Guy #2: "Bitches ain't nothin' but hoes and tricks."
Guy #1: "You're right. I need a divorce."
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