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To stand in front of a mirror in a room with the door ajar while masterbating, in the hope that some one will see you and your reflection.
When my room mates are home I like to double whammy.
I was walking through the hallway and caught my son double whammying.
I caught my cocksword in a double whammy. The todd is up, the todd is good.
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When she gets it in the front and the back.
Man #1 "Shit! Did u here about Lisa, she got a double whammy last night!"
Man #2 "Hell ya! I was in the back..."
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Verb (v.); Punching oneself in the testicals whilst cumming/having an orgasm.
Adjective (adj.); A way to describe someone that is sexually attractive but at the same time bad for you financially, personaly, etc.
When used as a verb: "I think I might double-whammy when I jack off today."
When used as an adjective: "Damn that hoe is a double-whammy!"
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Someone born with a penis and vagina
I can impregnate myself since i'm a Double Whammy!
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Double Whammy Friday is an unofficial internet observance that occurs when two unofficial holidays align together.
1) Free Use Friday (falls 11th to 14th of October) depending on year
2) 14th of October
When Free Use Friday happens to fall on the 14th of October (this happens roughly every couple years or so) then two things are fair game.
1) A couple must engage in sex whenever even just one member asks for Sex
2) you text your crush you like them, and if they like you back you must go on a date with them.
Both of these are allowed on Double Whammy Friday. However because of how the calendar works, the day alignment falls only every 5 years or so and thus it does not occur every year.
Friend 1: Bro, apparently this year there is going to be a Double Whammy Friday, because the calendar checks out
Friend 2: Yo bro nice, you should ask your crush out then.
Where 2 people dump ass in the same toilet without flushing
"dude i just finished up in the bathroom without flushing!"
"i'm gonna do a double whammy!"
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When near the end of doggystyle sexual intercourse the man ejaculates onto the woman's back while at the same time he blows snot out of both nostrils, usually one nostrol at a time and while exclaiming SHAMWOW!
Homie: "Fool I'm, stayin at home with my girl. This cold got my nose all clogged up"
Gangsta: "Dump that shit on yo ho son, I know she loves a good double whammy"
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