Murf is a slang for saying someone or something has herpes of the butthole region.
“Damn that girl I slept with last night had murf bruh”
“Bruh I would but you know she has Murf right?”
to be winning, and or beating the shit outta some one or thing
TOSH-DAMNNNNN...we got murfed on in the game last night!
Randi-FERRRRR-SHEEEEEEE-ZEEEEEEEE
For all those people who don't know what murf means, it means anything you want it to mean.
"have a murfing awesome day"
"holy murf"
VERB- To sit around and vegitate... so do absolutly nothing and allow yourself to go completely brain dead for a few hours. This activity is usually taking place on a couch or bed while marinating in the same comfy clothes youve probly been wearing for days.
I cant wait till Sunday so I can just murf on my couch all day...
Dude i haven't moved in 6 hours... murf status over here.
A "furry" word used within the fandom to represent an excamatory or in a verbal sence, much in the same way the F word is.
The way someone talks when they are too drunk to form real words or complete sentences.
Karen: "Did you talk to Joe last night?"
Heather: "I tried, but I don't think he could understand what I was saying. I murfed."