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A country in Europe
(Europe is a continent)
My family is from Spain
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Great country located in the south west of Europe, under a fascist dictatorship supported by President Nixon and Eisenhower during and for a while after WW2, one of the best countries of the world, with a terrible economy right now, but second largest tourist destination ever. Spain is the place where you want to go is you're still a virgin or have never gotten drunk, you'll do those quick. IT IS NOT MEXICO, we dont eat tacos or burritos. Our Tortillas are completely different (and better). We have the best football (soccer for the yanks) teams both internationally and locally, the home of the worlds best tennis player, and the winning team of the 2006 olympics for basketball.
If you really want oto eat and go to a country were food is awesome, the chicks are hot and the weather is perfect, go to Spain.
Spain is not portugal, I'm not saying we're better (we are tho) and, frankly, if you hate it, go f*ck yourself.
dude1: hey where are you from?
dude2: Spain
dude1: oh yeah that country in mexico which portugal ruled for ages?
dude2: Ah, Fuck *punches to death*
dude3: well done man, that faggot deserved it.
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A country where the cruel, barbarous and inhuman bullfighting is prcticed.
Spain must stop torturing the Bulls.
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when you're so annoyed, that you live in spain with a capital PAIN
"im so annoyed."
"i live in sPAIN"
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The big ass country next to portugal
person 1:where are you from?
person2: spain
person1: you mean the big ass country next to portugal?
person2: *click* *bang* *thud*
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One of the "neutral" countries in WW2 that greatly liked the Axis powers. Why wouldn't they, the Nazis and Italians helped the Nationalist side(who ended up winning) during their Spanish Civil War.
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Noisy, shallow, cocaine-addicted country in southwestern Europe inhabited by 41 million people with nothing to do but bitch and moan. Spaniards smoke EVERYWHERE, litter beaches with take-out trash and bottle, and remain friends as long as the good times last.
Spain is a third-world country with a first-world taste in everything
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