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A big, brown, and very smelly, dinosaur. It has a brain smaller than other dinosaurs. It is not a herbivore or a carnivore; it is a mexicanivore.
Yesterday that tyrannosaurus trump was eating a lot of those mexicans!
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A Tyrannosaurus Twat, is someone who is most definitely at the top of the prick pyramid, when it comes for general shithousing without intent. The Tyrannosaurus Twat is someone we all know, and can only be reserved for one individual we know, and maybe (at a push) their spouse/partner.
My boss just asked me to complete a task that I had already done two weeks ago, and he hadn’t bothered to read his emails, and made me look like I’m incompetent. What a Tyrannosaurus Twat!
Tyrannosaurus Rex, Meaning ‘tyrant lizard king’, was a theropod carnivore from North America in the Cretaceous period of the Mesozoic, It lived from 70 million years ago to 66 million years ago, It had a height of 5.4 metres (20 feet) and a length of 14 metres, it had a crushing bite force of 10,000 PSI, enough to crush a car and was a Apex predator of its time, and it also weighed 10 metric tonnes
“Hey dude, did you see the Tyrannosaurus Rex exhibit at the museum?” Said Jerry
“Yeah, it was cool” Said Chad
Adaptation upon the Dinosaur Age made by Comic Strip creator Gary Larson of The Far Side in 1991
...ruled by the Awesome Tyrannosaurus Mex.
Someone who is so ripped, they could kill a dinosaur just from punching it in the ovaries.
Random Australian Guy - "Ay mate did ya see that guy in the gym benching 4 plates?"
Random non-Australian Guy - "Ah yeah he was such a tyrannosaurus flex."
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When going out with peers to a bar or restaurant and the same person never offers to buy a round, hence they have the short arms of a Tyrannosaurus and cannot reach their wallet.
-Wow I spent a lot of money last night.
-Yeah we paid for Joe all night. He couldn’t reach his wallet because of his tiny tyrannosaurus arms.
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When a lady's baps are surprisingly small and flappy (like T Rex arms) in comparison with the rest of her body shape.
Chris: "have you seen that bird Phil is shagging?"
Dan: "yes, she must be twenty stone easy"
Chris : "yeah, but she has tyrannosaurus tits"
Dan: "fat with no tits? why is he with her ?"
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