Mum

Ur mums a fat dirty slag and ur inbred you dirty prick

Their is a massive shadow no it’s just ur mum she’s a fat bastard

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Mum

Fucker

I love your mum

4👍 2👎

mum

the english and australian way to say 'Mim'
equivilent to 'Mom' in American

yes, 'Mim'. You see you're all wrong, you stole the from the ancient tribe of yuestewpidfuccs-stupwhyning

English Kid "Some chav jacked me phone mum, nah i didn't sell it for drugs alrite?"

American Kid "Mom, take me to Maccy Dee's."

Yuestewpidfuccs-Stupwhyning Kid "Your Mim's so fat, she walked by the tv and i missed three episodes"

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mum

A word that Americans do not know how to spell at all,
also what townies say: 'your mum' as an inslut,

Superwog: Shut up
Random: Your Mum
Superwog: MAHMUMSDEAD *pounces*

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mum

The way british/australian people say 'mom'.

kid1: *in british accent* "I luv me mum!"


kid2:"I love my mom!"

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Mum

The one who loves you the most and never puts herself before you. The one who loves you to the moon and back, the one who has loved you since the day you were born, but has been loved by you your entire life.

I love my mum.

6👍 2👎

mum

the most wonderful person in the world who will love you until you die. With the warmest of hearts and who you can never stay away from for more than a week without missing her so much that you think that you might just break down!

I miss my mum sooo much and i love her like hell!!

7👍 2👎