Joe Mama Von Joseph The Third is a very smart and innovative individual who is very handsome, with his moustache, his very beautiful dark purple hair and his orange sci-fi glasses. He has created a lot of hit games such as: "Joe's (Totally Legal) Flight Simulator", "Joe's Tower Defense" and "Joe's Driving Simulator".
Jones: "Man i love Joe Mama Von Joseph The Third's games! They're amazing!
Bob: "Yea, my favorite one is the flight simulator!"
The actual birth name of Fuckface Von Clownstick's(aka Donald Trump) egotistical daughter aka Ivanka Trump.
The fuhrer's daughter Cuntface Von Clownstick is a major twat just like her father.
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Die Neue Ordnung von Templer (founded in mid-2019) is German for "The New Order of Templar"
DNOvT is a Christian-based organization that is heavily inspired by the French Foreign Legion.
The group is based in the United States of America.
Strictly pro-Constitution, one of their primary missions is to dispose of any & all tyrants, domestic & foreign, who dare spit in the face of Liberty.
Although they are a Christian-based group, people of all backgrounds are welcomed with opens arms, similar to the FFL.
"Have you heard about Due Neue Ordnung von Templer?"
"No..?"
"Well, they're one of many growing militias here in the States."
"Oh, really? What's with the German though? It'll paint them as white supremacists by Mainstream Media?"
"That's the point. I guess? Die Neue Ordnung von Templer doesn't give a damn what people THINK they're about. Their founder made it quite apparent that he will personally hang a tyrant regardless of origin."
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A European Count Baron Kaiser who married his half-sister Znigwieczrina Nowloczynlieczwowzcrczsky of Globsnogczrecnoyarskglograd.
Count Baron Kaiser Werner Pfeldlinger Fingerlickner von Hoeltschweinergmachtner is such a gigachad.
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1:"Hattest du diesen Monat schon eine Fehlgeburt von Herr Tamme?"
2:"Ja, zum ersten mal!"
A buff guy with no smarts also is abusive
Jorgen can lift heavy weights but cant pick his grades up. That guy's such a Von strangle.
Unintentionally saying "sorry" to everything you say.
"Sorry."
"For what?"
"Sorry, I pulled a Duck Von."