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Aggressive Pacifist

A pacifist that isn't scared to be very mean or very aggressive as long as nobody gets hurt.

Pacifist: "I will never hurt a fly! I can solve any problems without violence as long we just talk things out!"
Aggressive Pacifist: "They wouldn't stop harassing me so I burn their house down! All without anyone getting hurt."

by Zakudarkside July 10, 2024


Aggressive Banjo

Someone playing the banjo like you would a metal guitar, and it also sounds just like a metal guitar as well.

Hayden Was Playing Some Aggressive Banjo At The Party Last Night.

by Toasty Toaster January 18, 2021


aggressive monogamy

A type of monogamy, practiced by swingers - who are trying to hide the fact that they are swingers - because they built their entire persona around being in a traditional monogamous relationship.

He kept saying that he was practicing aggressive monogamy, while his wife was in the bedroom getting railed by his best friend.

by PugsAreAnAbominationToGod June 7, 2024


aggressive passive

The opposite of passive aggressive. A phrase that describes a person who passively tries to change someone's mind about something, so the speaker doesn't have to let the listener know what the speaker really wants or thinks. The speaker will go to great lengths, being subtly aggressive.

Jenna was very aggressive passive when she tried to get Rob to decide that he should cancel their date.

by marchello simpsona December 26, 2017


Aggressive PDA

PDA that is more than a simple hug or peck, often a cause for others around to become quite uncomfortable

I can’t believe they are bold enough to do aggressive PDA at school... it’s disgusting

by imathottie January 3, 2020


Gentle-aggressive

A gentle-aggressive person is an unremarkable or medium sized person that is not small enough to have full blown Napoleon's syndrome (like Derek Chauvin) but not large enough to be a gentle giant, so they might or might not become aggressive with a larger person, and usually be gentle with little people and midgets, but might get mixed up and end up being aggressive to the little people and midgets every now and then, and become gentler with the larger people, the giants.

The gentle-aggressive guy wasn't passive-aggressive, he was usually gentle with the midgets and he was nasty and aggressive with people that were too tall, but then sometimes he would be nasty and aggressive with the midgets thinking he might have done the wrong thing, and he would be gentle with the giants instead, all of which seemed like a human and inhuman thing to do at the same time.

by The Original Agahnim November 17, 2021


aggressive shrimp

A term referring to an insecure man with a small ego and an even smaller... well, you know. This individual compensates for his shortcomings by belittling women, showcasing a regrettable blend of toxicity and an unsuccessful quest for validation.

Person A: "Did you see Jake talking down to Sarah again?"
Person B: "Yeah, classic Aggressive Shrimp move. His insecurities are showing, and it's not impressing anyone."

by MaxEightFive January 6, 2024