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when a guy beats off in a pool and the cum forms little small pearl-like balls - because the cum does not mix with the water. And the cum-balls fall to the floor of the pool and someone can actually pick thtem up, until the cum hits air, then it melts back to the original slimmy form.
Sue went pearl diving, after Mike's sperm, just to prove Mike and Brandon wrong.
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a hunt for garbage piles, garbage cans & garbage bins, and loot for (buried?) treasure.
go at your own risk.
Mark: "Sally and Jamie and I are going on a (dumpster) dive this afternoon."
Mike: "REALLY? Can i come too??"
Mark: "No."
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going down on a mexican
that guy really likes to bean dive his hispanic girlfriend
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Cliff Diving is the act of last-minute bowing out of a social engagement amongst friends or colleagues, because you're secretly binging on pornography. The "drive" of Cliff Diving, refers to the heads-over-heals nature of the pronograhy binge.
Where's your boy at? Where all here at the bar!
Oh, he's not answering texts. He's probably Cliff Diving on that butt porn.
Probably true.
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When a man descends from an aircraft of his choosing and lands his erect penis inside a spread-eagle woman/man.
Just spent $2,000 on guy diving lessons to try to fix my marriage. Love is priceless.
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When a man farts and gets a gas bubble trapped under his testicals.
I have a real diving bell situation in my pants.
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an act done in the middle of the night. Usualy in the dream state were the hair on your head is wasted beyond recognition.
Hey mayne did u see that fluzies hair when she rolled out of bed..looked like some serious head diving went on last night!
You gona comb that hair? Its a mess from head diving all night.
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