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Exerting dominance over someone with a bluff during a conversation, at which point the counterpart to the verbal exchange also bluffs. The bluffs generally multiply exponentially as intensity of conversation escalates. Whoever backs down first loses and the fictitious consequences dissolve.
Per 1 - “We need to be at the airport by 4 o’clock, my sister gets home from work at 3:15 and she can drive us. Which helps tremendously because she is watching the dogs for us while we are away.”
Per 2 - “Ok, we have to arrive at your sisters house by 3 for this to work. Will you definitely be ready to leave our house at 1:30 tomorrow?”
Per 1 - “YOU KNOW WHAT, I’M JUST GONNA TEXT MY SISTER AND TELL HER THAT WE ARE HIRING A CAR SERVICE INSTEAD!!!”
Per 2 - “FINE!!”
Per 1 - ...picks up cell phone and starts “texting sister”
Per 2 - “Maybe I’ll just cancel the flight and we’ll just stay home!”
Per 1 - “Maybe I’ll just move out!!”
Per 2 - “Oh yeah, maybe I’ll file for divorce!”
Per 1 - “Maybe you will”
Per 2 - “Don’t text your sister, I’m sure you’ll be ready to leave on time.”
Per 1 - “ok, love you”
Per 2 - “love you too”
Per 1 - “another successful round of emotional chicken wings by yours truly!”
When your emotions bottle up to a point where you don't feel them, only the stress of the presence of them. Being Emotional-Constipation is often followed by Emotional-Diarrhea
THE AMOUNT OF EMOTIONAL-CONSTIPATION THAT I AM FEELING RN IS NOT OKAY PLEASE HELP ME
A person who goes through a lot of problems or emotions in life but still manages to hold their composure, no what the circumstances is.
Girl#1: Damn, that’s crazy. You alright?
Girl#2: Yes, I’m an emotional gangsta!
A girl's emotions that are related to her pussy and it's needs.
Puss-emotional - when a girl feels the emotional of her pussy to a relatively high degree.
Puss-emotionless - when a girl feels little or no emotional pull from her pussy.
"Tanya was blinded by her puss-emotions to such a degree that she fucked everything in sight!"
"It's 11:11, make a wish!"
"I hope my girlfriend isn't puss-emotionless tonight!"
"Scott was playing with my girlfriend's puss-emotions. He sent her a picture of his stunning black cock."
A unexpected attack to your heart or emotions
Person1: i just got a new car.
Person2: nobody fucking cares.
Person1: did you just emotional ambushed me?
It is when your so emotional, that everyone is sick of your emotions.
Stop being such of a Emotional Fuck.
You are a Emotional Fuck
A hookup that actually has real emotion behind it. Not a drunk hookup or a random hookup with someone you've gone on a few dates with that you feel lukewarm about. A hookup with someone you really like. You can usually tell if it's an emotional hook if you don't want them to leave after hooking up.
Ryan: "So, how was it last night?"
Cal: "Dude it was actually great. The hook is so much better when you actually like them."
Ryan: "The fabled emotional hook?"
Cal: "Truly. Didn't want to them leave right after"