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A jelly tug is masturbating with any type of jelly or jam
I ran out of KY so I decided to use grape jelly for a nice jelly tug.
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Dried up Vasoline that you find around the rim of your asshole.
Watch Out! I think she's got baked jelly up there, don't toss anything yet.
That amalgam of sweat and remnants of a poor wipe job that form around the anus and creates unforgiving rectal itching.
My oring is swimming in pucker jelly. I need to shower bad.
An affectionate term used commonly by military people.
When male human ejaculate is mixed with water many of the insoluble lipids, proteins, and long chain carbohydrates are clumped together forming stringy jellyfish like white clumps. They are commonly seen in and around public and communal showers, such as dorm bathrooms or military showers because many people tend to use this as their "private time" and masturbate in the shower.
Since they are so often found in military showers and bathrooms they have been dubbed "battle jellies."
"Dude stop jerking in the damn shower! I stepped on your fucking battle jelly yesterday."
A completely pointless story that bores everyone to tears. It has no real meaning and is told for the sake of telling it.
Original Jelly Story: One day, I went to get raspberry jelly, but they didn't have any so I got orange jelly instead. It wasn't as good as raspberry jelly.
A term or slang for balls that are like jelly, that jiggle alot and are stick, sometimes used as a slang if balls taste sweet.
Damn, that boy got jelly balls.
Using your hand in a cupped manner to acquire some jelly from opposing tits.
Connor loves getting jelly scooped.