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1. A foot sock that is used in place of a napkins during male masturbation. 2. Used to catch the male climax.
I hope my mom doesn't find my Pet Sock! That thing is hard as a rock!
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Slang for the opioid based drug/plant mitragyna speciosa AKA kratom. It gets its nickname from the smell of the ground powder that smells just like a llama. It produces short euphoric highs and is legal in most states.
Example 1:
Dan: Hey do you want any kratom?
Nate: No that smells like a petting zoo.
Dan: More for me I guess
Example 2:
I havent shit in over a week because I take an ounce of petting zoo every day.
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A woman with a nice body but ugly face. generally a sexual reference. From the idea that you can put her face in a pillow so you don't have to see it during sex
"look at her, she gotta great body."
"yeah but she's a pillow pet."
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Shortened word of "Polymer Clay Pet."- A polymer clay creation of creating a custom imaginary creature based on your personality and creating unique clay objects for the pet. Idea made by Jenny, Jennyscrafts on youtube.
You can create a Poly Pet and make furnitures, houses, food, friends, and more with polymer clay.
when you're talking to someone and your retarded pet comes in and steps all over your keyboard and types something.
guy 1: hey man
guy 2: asdfgfds
guy 1: sorry that was my pet typing
guy 2: ah alright
a word for a strip club or a gentlemen club
1: who wants to go to the petting zoo cuzz
2: nah man I rather go to the casino nigga
1: peace out be fo these nizzles would fuck us up cuzz
2: bye O.G nigga stay low
Instead of drinking the day after a bender, getting back on the horse and drinking again to avoid a hangover, you choose to be a child and complain about a headache.
Jodi: Dude, look at Marko, why is he not getting back on the horse with us?
Travis: I guess he really likes to be petting the pony.