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Eating a girl out after dripping hot candle wax on her ass
That anal flamage left an awful taste of wax in my mouth
A super freaky thing to do during the holiday season is to play hide the anal peppermint stick.
Oh! On the fourth day of Christmas, my true love said to me, let’s hide the anal peppermint stick!
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Anal fridays is an excuse to be as gay with the boys as possible
If a friend says something gay say “only on Fridays” when your girl asks why you act gay with the boys say “it’s anal friday”
The gelatinous ooze that seeps out of a freshly pounded asshole, comprised mainly of blood, semen, lube, and fecal matter.
Clean yourself up please. I don't want all that anal sluce on my moms new comforter.
Some type of beeds you stick in your anale canal
I’m tear your ass with my new Anale Beeds
A witty phrase, used to describe the act of butt fucking.
Guy 1: "Dude, you know we discussed the rules on butt fu..."
*Child walks in the room*
Guy 1: "...I mean, Anal Loitering in the kitchen."
Guy 2: "Where else can I get off and make a sandwich simultaneously?"
Guy 1: "Yeah, good point."
Relying on anal stimulation to reach an orgasm while being unable to reach it through any other kind of sexual stimulation
Jack: "Michael has anal reliance"
John: "What's that supposed to mean?"
Jack: "He can only finish his deeds by stimulating his prostate"