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A way to say you masturbated.
Also you literally grab a chicken and choke it how fun.
"Hey Rob I was choking the chicken yesterday". " Oh god Jon I didn't want to hear about that ".
"No man I litteraly choked a chicken ". " Oh ".
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A choke rope is when one is tied by their neck with a noose then lifted and pulled up and down having sexual intercourse in the processes. A brutal act as it crushes the windpipe, killing them.
A way of torture, the woman who was sentenced to death was punished by a Choke Rope.
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vomit,usually containing carrots no eaten in living memory.
"god i was ill last nite i was choking carrots all nite".
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A choke of epic proportions, as when the Brazilian World Cup 2014 soccer team lost, 1 to 7 against Germany. Usually the team crumbles psychologically and succumbs to their opponent.
Person1: Dood, did you see the Yankees last night.
Person2: Missed it
Person1: Liek, they had a fucking Brazilian choke. Total meltdown
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The term comes from pool, specifically from snooker, where the pockets are narrower than on a standard pool table. When a "choke artist" shoots the ball, aiming for a particular pocket, the ball chokes out of the pocket and goes back onto the table because the shot was improperly aimed. Choke artists repeatedly fail in situations when a crucial shot has to be made and the pressure forces a bad shot where the ball "chokes" in the pocket, wobbling back and forth until it is spit back onto the table.
Geno runs the table well, but when the money balls are in play, he is a choke artist.
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to engage in 'self-satisfaction' when unable to get laid. A twinkie juicer will generally choke their smurf. A Tuna Wrangler will hardly ever have to choke their smurf since they are more than able to get a woman.
Ted: Oh yea, oh my gosh, yes YES!!!
Ted's mom (to Ted's dad): what is he doing?!
Ted's dad: damnit, TED!! You should be doing your homework not choking the smurf! Besides, you're too loud!
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The female equivalent to 'choking the chicken'. It means to masturbate. Only available for women-folk.
It refers to the word pussy meaning both slang for vagina and also cat.
Anissa: What are you doing tonight, Kimmy?
Kimmy: I'll prolly just be choking the cat and take a masturnap.
Anissa: -squinty eyes- Pervert.
Kimmy:-laughs- Stick ass prude.
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