Mid-life Chrysler

Any car purchased by a man suffering through a midlife crisis and uses a new car to hide his age, baldness, lack of being up-to-date, or all/some of the above.

"Heard Jim's dad got a new Mustang," "I heard the rogaine didn't cut it, so for his 40th he bought himself a Mid-life Chrysler."

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Mid Teen Crisis

when a teen goes crazy for a short period of time unexpectedly and for no known reason

"Owain is going crazy"
"Dylan did this last week, must be a mid teen crisis"

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mid-teen crisis

When a teen at 16 or 17 is going through problems with family, school, friends etc.

Amy: What's wrong with Dominic? He looks down today.
Jason: Yea he's having a mid-teen crisis

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mid-week crisis

When you get up early and go to bed late all week, and around Wednesday morning you start feeling that you can not continue this without getting a proper sleep first.

- Why didn't you come to school yesterday?
-Er.. I was having a mid-week crisis.

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Mid Atlantic Ridge

-noun
The slit on the woman's vulva, which is more clearly visible, when said area is shaven. Also known as pussy slit.

I'm glad my girlfriend decided to shave her cunt because now I have a great view of her Mid Atlantic Ridge.

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Mid-youth crisis

A Millennial phenomenon in which a young adult, usually 25, who has yet to establish a career is in an odd position where they realize they turn 40 in 15 years. Individuals experiencing such a crisis are often out of college with a B.A. in the Arts and Sciences, work retail, and ruminate over the missed opportunities of youth and the crippling fear of growing old. They are compelled to find a meaning in their life, but become overwhelmed by knowing that no matter what they do, they are robbing themselves of valuable time to do something else. Because of this, they often choose to do nothing but entertain themselves by binge watching Netflix shows on their parents' account. They have little concern for the importance of money as they live in their childhood bedrooms rent-free.

Abdul, who chose a career in STEM with the knowledge that he would be kicked out of his parents' house, is not experiencing the mid-youth crisis of Jody, who's main concern is not learning the guitar he bought when he was sixteen nine years later.

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Mid punch man

Can even fight anybody and get clapped by every verse

Virgin “hey mid punch man can solo your favorite anime verse”
Chad “goku solos mid punch man’s verse”