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Mike hanlon

Mike is a caring character who wants the best for everyone and is super sweet, he is apart of the losers club and is homeschooled on a farm, he cares about others before himself and is a overall amazing character that deserved the world

Person 1: I love mike hanlon

Person 2: who doesn’t

by 🀠🀚 March 30, 2020


Mike Jeffries

A discriminating old guy that is the CEO of Abercrombie and Fitch that only wants attractive people to wear his clothes even though he looks hideous.

Mike Jeffries: "I only want attractive people in my stores".

Person: "Then you better get out of your store".

by KX12 May 19, 2014


Mike Rowe

When a group of guys go out to a bar and pickup a group of girls. There is one hideous chick in the group, but in order for all the guys to get some action one of them must hook up with her. He is nominated "Mike Rowe" due to the host of "Dirty Jobs".

Jerry: "Hey ladies, let's go back to my house on the beach and get naked!"
TJ (whisper to Phil): "Phil, your turn to get the nasty one, I was Mike Rowe last weekend."
Phil: "Damn...alright, it's a "Dirty Job", but someone's got to take one for the team."

by JacknRochNY February 28, 2009

121πŸ‘ 14πŸ‘Ž


Mike Hawk

A much better version of Mike Ock, more convincing as a real name. Sounds like "my cock" when said casually. Look it up on ebaumsworld to see a good prank.

I'll never forget the time I beat Mike Hawk at a wrestling tournament. And I'd like to thank Mike Hawk for always standing up for me.

by Thuza February 16, 2006

1086πŸ‘ 163πŸ‘Ž


Mike Aresco

Drummer of the bands Dead Skin Mask, Sa-sanctuary, and formerly of Lost Soul.(not the other mike aresco, programing director of CBS)

I have read many articles about Mike Aresco's drum work on the internet in the musical community.

by Jtravis October 2, 2005

76πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž


Bijuu Mike

Bijuu Mike;
Bijuu Mike is an awesome youtuber with great content! Bijuu Mike is known for his goofy videos and weeb personality. Bijuu Mike uploads 1-2 videos a day on youtube.

My favorite youtuber is Bijuu Mike!

by EmmaR0LL September 8, 2018

74πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž


Mike Pompeo

An ass-kissing war nut who somehow became Secretary of State

Mike Pompeo is a fucknut.

by America Lover πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ November 17, 2018

71πŸ‘ 24πŸ‘Ž