A person who rubs his meat to watermelon's
Tedd, do you remember when johnny did that terrific thing that named him a watermelon wanker?
the act of riding a sexual partners boobs (aka melons).
You: do you want to try out the new watermelon hopping trend?
Me: Duh
Watermelon boarding- The act of waving a tasty piece of watermelon repeatedly in front of a good friend's face and at the last moment pulling it away. This being an obvious form of torture, the good friend gets bored and leaves... Watermelon boarding!!!! Lol.
Watermelon boarding is a fun way to entertain oneself on a hot summers day.
The female version of morning wood considering it is pink, wet, and edible. Usually worse if you dream about anyone with a name starting with D.
I’ve heard that cords really help solve morning watermelon.
same meaning as what the heck but for all the OGs and lit kids
what the watermelon jacob?! that is my meatball!
Person: "Aye, yo! Got that watermelon chapstick I asked for?"
"Watermelon Chapstick" is often used as a reference to cocaine/crack.
Person 1: "Aye, yo! You go that watermelon chapstick I asked you for?"
Person 2: "Yeah man... Don't make a scene."