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Planking is a thing that you either get it or you don't. And I don't.
A procedure first invented by Stacy Wilkinson in which anyone can participate. There are a few rules to "planking" however.
1. You must always lay face down, ensuring your face remains expressionless for the duration of the Plank.
2. Your legs must remain straight, and together with toes pointed.
3. Your arms must be placed by your side, held straight and fingers pointed.
4. You must make it known that you are Planking.
5. Your safety should always be considered. Properly thought through Planking procedures should always go to plan. Never put your self at undue risk.
6. Every Plank that is captured must be named.
Did you see Kaleb K. "planking" on Fb? Yeah, Stacy Wilkinson invented planking.
The act of lying down with arms flat against the side of the body. Better plankers plank in positions out of the normal i.e chimneys. Also know as extreme lying down.
check out that letterbox bro, prime planking
ight so i was reading a fan fic and it said "he was planking over me" and i have no fucking clue what it means bc isnt that like a stupid exercise??? But whatever bc now i have decided to make up my own definition for any poor soul in the same position as moi.
Planking is the act of having hard core mind blowing sex the planker being the top.
"Dude he was planking me so hard"
"omg fr? i did think u were struggling to walk today lmao"
"yeah also i started calling it planking bc i read the first sentence of a fanfic and asumed it meant something sexual. I'm so glad u also think this."
"Omgg same i read that too."
#planked
Lying down (as flat as a board) in places one wouldn't normally lay.
Person 1: Dude, why is that guy laying on the sink?
Person 2: He's planking!
A lazy piece of shit that things CrossFit push-up count as the daily pushups during a 30 day push up challenge with friends
non-planking-push-up pussy is defined as someone skipping out on the 30 day push-up challenge