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itch twitch

when you shake while itching, related to a nervous disorder

my doc wouldnt give me any meds for my itch twitch, he thought i was drug seeking

by lilsamsixty9 June 2, 2021


my pepe itches

It's a pretty dank meme. At the end of the video, he does some weird shit with his legs.

My pepe itches.

by Fat tight pus April 10, 2019


scratch not itch want

1.Reference to the philosophy of self-indulgence, whether to deny or sate.
2.Statement of self-denial.
3.A description of the compelling desire for that from which one abstains.
4. For reasons of conditioning, faith, or pride, the human chooses to deny his instinctive responses to hunger, rage, lust, grief, fear, or even happiness, but suffers temptation as a result.

One should not deny his desires lest he scratch not itch want.

by ad-92129 March 10, 2011


Dolby's Itch

When you feel a slight itch in your pants department after shacking up with an unscrupulous piece from down the road, causing you to periodically pop a hand down there for a quick scratch.

Not to be confused with Dhobi Itch wh

Man, I think I have Dolby's Itch again, Should have kept my small piece to myself or put a raincoat on.

by P 'Fat Boy' Mitchell February 24, 2021


phantom itch

A phantom itch is when you feel the itch for something that isn't there. The whole joke is that its correlated with your partner and you can "feel" what they feel

Her: woah I just felt a phantom itch

Him: whoops that was mec

by Rahhhsquid June 22, 2024


Red-dot-itch

The sudden, soon to be cured, deadly rash created by a laser scope pointed at ones vital organs attached to a high power rifle or other long range firearm.

Mike: "Some day that Bin Laden will get the red-dot-itch and his problems will be over."

Joe: "Yeah judge I shot him, right after I gave that S.O.B. the Red-dot-Itch from about a hundred yards out."

by yardbug January 22, 2010


itches

like "bitches."

but bitchier.

itches, man. fuckin' itches.

by itchesgetstitches September 9, 2022