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Kitty Fart

noun: fart while receiving oral sex

Usually, but not limited, to a minimal and stealthy release of gas in light of the fortunate circumstances of receiving oral sex concurrent with the misfortune of needing to expel gas.

"I enjoy giving my girlfriend oral sex but no kitty farts!"

"I did a little kitty fart when I didn't want it to stop - pretty sure he didn't notice, I was pretty sneaky."

by Girl in a Swirl November 30, 2011

9๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Hello Kitty

Standard call for rapists before striking. Also used to express desire or simply to fill silences. Common among youths of rural Wales.

Feminine tense: Hello Kitten
Common northern version: Ay-up fluffy whiskers

Teacher: "One more word out of any of you and you'll all have detention!"
Pause
Legend: "Hello kitty."

Fit girl walks past
Male: "Hello Kitty..."

Male takes of shirt in gym
Woman: "Hello kitten..."

Young woman out jogging. Male jumps out in front of her. Tense pause. He smiles.
"Hello Kitty."

by dyslexic-chyc December 19, 2010

104๐Ÿ‘ 55๐Ÿ‘Ž


Kitty Mittens

Customary in China, you dip your testicles in milk, put them in a hole cut in a shoe box. In said box there is a live, tiny kitten with little mittens over their declawed paws. This precious feline will then play with and lick your sack and love you long time.

My wife just loves Precious, her new baby Saimese kitten. Little does she know that I played kitty mittens with her for about an hour last night.

by Donkeyboy32 August 27, 2008

104๐Ÿ‘ 56๐Ÿ‘Ž


kitty gang

A group of females who Have each other's backs , A group of females who ride or die together.. A group of females who party together

Call the Kitty Gang... It's time to get turnt

That Bitch was talking about my girl, time to rustle up the Kitty Gang and TCB

by Tinkypinky07 February 15, 2016

16๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


kitty titty

The titties of kitties.

Eddie: Hey Tony, my kitten keeps sucking on this cat's breast.
Tony: That means that's his mother's kitty titty.

by ShakeSicle January 20, 2009

17๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


Kitty Carrier

A tight fitting undergarment normally worn by woman also known as panties and can include Thongs, G-Strings, Boy-Shorts, Knickers, Briefs, and Granny Panties.

I was at the store when this woman in a skirt bent over in front of me and she was not wearing a kitty carrier.

by YoungJedi September 13, 2011


Dawn's Kitty

Definition 1: A cat names Dawn would have kittens.

Definition 2: A substitute for the word "Crap" or "Damn" often used when mad or in insult

Definition 1: look, its Dawn's Kitty!

Definition 2: I don't give a "Dawn's Kitty" about your math project!

by OOFFFF123 June 27, 2021