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When an established couple decides to separate at the seven-year mark.
Several of my friends divorced after 7 years. The seven-year ditch rule must be in effect.
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Buying a ticket to see a movie at a movie theater (which is usually around seven dollars) and having an unexpected episode of profuse defecation.
Friend: "How was that movie you guys saw last night?"
Me: "I wouldnt know; it turned out to be a Seven Dollar Shit for me..."
Friend: "Dude! Again? Maybe you should go before you leave."
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Twenty porn/seven decribes someone who is addicted to online porn and surfs it constantly (instead of surfing twenty four/seven they are twenty porn/seven).
My roommate is online twenty porn/seven looking for guys.
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The act of pressing *-6-7 before dialing a number, to remain anonymous in caller display.
Guy:Hey, guys, let's prank call someone!
Girl:Dont forget to star-six-seven, so we won't get in trouble!
Guy:Whay?
Girl:Star-six-sevening is how you don't show up on caller display, that gets a lot of people tagged for prank calls
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A sexual act involving seven people simultaneously. A seven-way.
I just banged six bitches at the same time. It was a total seven layer burrito.
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"Half, plus seven" is the age-old dating rule for dudes. It justifies the dating of younger women, within reason. The formula begins with each dude's age (for example, 22). That age is halved (22/2 =11), and 7 is tacked on to the divided result. Therefore, a 22 year old male may legitimately date an 18 year old female, a 25 male may date a female of 19.5, and a 30 male may date a female of 22. While there is no technical ceiling on this social anthropological formula, there is a point at which common sense takes over, and it just becomes disgusting. For instance, this formula should not be used to justify a 60 year old man dating a 37 year old female.
Half plus seven examples:
Guy's age: 20. Formula: (20/2)+7 = Minimum acceptable age of female: 17.
Guy's age: 25. Formula: (25/2)+7 = Minimum acceptable age of female: 19.5
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seven seas of rhye is a great, kinda underrated song by the band queen. l i s t e n t o i t
wow seven seas of rhye is such a good song
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