Water Panda

n. An Asian Creature closely related to the Great Panda. It's natural habitat is the Breaststroke or IM set. It is a very odd animal that always wears aviators, baseball gloves and listens to techno remixes to songs like "What is love". The population of Water Pandas world wide are dwindling becasue of the fact the the males have trouble "getting any".

***Have extreme caution when interacting with one, becuase they can become very cocky sometimes. ***

"O shit, the Water Panda just went a 2:03"
"shit man, he's gonna be bragging about that for weeks"

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Sex panda

A larger, thicker (yet still attractive) woman who is extremely enthusiastic in the bedroom.

Yo man, check out that sex panda. I want her to chew on MY bamboo.

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panda style

A sex move where one person punches the other in the face, resulting in them getting a black eye. The punch can occur at 3 different stages:
1: Before sex. Most commonly performed by wife beaters.
2: During sex. Most commonly performed by kinky partners.
3: After sex. Most commonly after an ill recieved post-coital slip of the tongue. e.g. "By the way, I'm married"

In the first episode of Californication, that girl from The Nanny goes panda style on David Duchovny.

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Panda Bacon

The damp, wrinkled skin on a chinese baby's scrotum after taking a warm bubble bath.

Man #1: Take Yingpei out of the bath. I can see that his panda bacon has been prepared.

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panda cow

Quite simply, a cross between a panda and a cow.

Guy 1: "Dude! that thing is whack! It looks like a panda and a cow made it! wtf is it???"

Guy 2: "dude, that's a panda cow!"

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Kid Panda

Kid Panda is a clothing line made by John Brown "Fresh" and Joe Cisco "J-Money". Kid Panda is that new flava! That new pair of jeans you always dreamed of having! That new fresh shirt that nobody else has! Well Kid Panda is coming soon so get ready! It might just put all your other jeans and shirts to shame!

K.I.D P.A.N.D.A

KREATIVITY

IN

DA

PHORM

AND

NOTORIETY

DAT'Z

ASTONISHING

Letz Get It..............

"Yo mane! I jus got dem new Kid Panda jeans wit da matchin hoodie!"

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Panda Boobs

When a woman has bikini tan lines that give her pale triangles around her tits. Thus making her chest resemble the face of a panda.

"Oh man, I hate wearing a bikini top at the beach! I have total panda boobs now!

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