Kids

The reason condoms were invented.

Frick STI, condoms were invented to prevent kids.

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Kids

Psychopaths

These kids are gonna be the end of me.

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Kids

Karen has them.

Karen took the kids again.

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Kids

Something you don't want to have.

"My kids just set the house on fire."

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Kids

God's punishment for having sex

Suzie: we've been dating for a long time and I need to tell you something
Johnny: Please dont breakup up with me
Suzie: It's not that, geez...I'M PREGNANT, we'll have kids together!
Johnny:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Johnny's screams could be heard from Australia

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Kids

things that interupt you while your banging you wife.

"I would have finished if it wasnt for those medling kids!"

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Kids

The aftermath of a frat party after you took some X and thought you were superman so no mere mortal women could ever conceive you baby.

Trippin Boy: Listen! my sperm is like too powerful for you so like it cant get you like pregnant ya know

Drunk Girl: MMMMMMKAYYYY!!!

(12 months, 2 kids, and 3 heart attacks later)

Not so drunk mom: hey super man wheres my welfare check?

Not so trippy boy: let me just go to krypton and..... PEACE!!

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