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A bat fap is a type of male masturbation where you tie yourself to the ceiling of your bedroom and fap with a blindfold over your eyes. Every 30 seconds you let out a shriek for echolocation like a bat.
1. I had the best bat fap ever last night James.
2. I prefer it in my bathroom because I can shoot it into the toilet.
Arguably the best wank you will ever have. Introducing the bat-fap, the new masturbation technique taking the world by storm.
A bat-fap is where you hang from the ceiling by your feet like a bat and proceed to flap your wings like a bat with screeching getting louder when closing in on a climax. Use your keen sonar abilities to aim your bat load onto the hoards of unsuspecting children below.
Batman mask and crotchless pants optional but highly recommended
"Hey man, have a fap last night?"
"Yea boss I had a bat-fap"
"Yea i heard you going to town, better of worn your mask"
"Amen to that. You think I'm some sort of boner boy"
"That reminds me my uncle achieved the most brutal bat-fap yesterday, got little jimmy right on the nose"
When one walks around the house in pajamas with no underwear on, and you can see their dick through their pajamas.
As Jim walked into the kitchen I was able to see his pajama bat and I think it was starring at me.
Giant boogers that build up in your nose, typically when it's very dry, or the person is sick or dehydrated.
Man, I woke up in Reno with a wicked hangover; had some giant cave bats that morning.
When someone finds a sexual partner considerably better looking than themself.
Dennis: Hey Barry, have you seen my new misses?
Barry: Yes mate, you are clearly batting marron!
name for a woman's privates who may not have sex or get action very often...think about opening up a door to an old, abandoned house and bats fly out...
Guy 1: "I was excited to finally kick it with Stacey last night, but she had no clue what she was doing..."
Guy 2: "It looks like you stumbled on her bat's nest"
Bat Food is cocaine - source Wales mid 90’s depicted in the film Twin Town
He is bat shit crazy -must have been on the Bat Food