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Somebody who is at a high ranking level when they are bang average at a game.
It’s most commonly used in clash royale dialect to describe decks/plays at a high level that don't make sense.
Can also be used in multiple other games where scoreboards are in operation and somebody is getting a little bit too big for their boots when they are just bang average.
We are playing a mid-ladder menace, He's running royal giant and hog rider in 2023!
Alternatively:
Them: I popped off that round! I went 10 and 8!
You: You're still a mid-ladder menace.
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(a) The sudden realization that you have absolutely no idea what you want to major in for the next two years of your 4 year college career.
(b) The sudden realization that a degree in humanities is applicable everywhere yet nowhere at the same time.
(c) The period of confusion around the time when a declaration of major is required to continue lessons at an educational facility
(d) The period spent before a declaration deadline questioning the future of one's life, usually brought on by a call by an expectant parent.
Alex: "Hey this party is kickn', where's the homeboy chad?"
Cletus:"He just got his first call about post college careers from his mom. To say the least he's either sitting this night out or PTFO already"
Alex:"mid-degree-crisis!"
Cletus:"Totally! Bottoms up to graduate school!"
The time in the middle of the night when a methhead suddenly becomes productive.
This may include but is not limited to:
Fixing their Honda.
Fixing lawn mowers.
Scavenging.
Home improvement.
Experimenting with bright lights.
Gardening.
Random gatherings.
Experimenting with chemistry.
Person 1: “I just saw my neighbor gardening with a headlamp at 3 am.”
Person 2: “Don’t you know that’s methhead mid-day?”
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“I have this lady Carla who will clean for cheap.” “But she only works at methhead mid-day.”
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A less dramatic version of a mid life crisis. You start to reflect on the good ol' days and wish you were back there.
I can't stop thinking about shit from back in the day. Think I'm having a mid life crisis.
Nah man, sounds like mid life musings to me you're all good.
Where you start running but soon realise you can't run as far as you think so you quickly slow back down to a walk and forget about running at all.
I began running, but then i had my mid run crisis and stopped running to catch my breath
when you don't wipe enough after a moist bowl movement and it comes back to haunt
Maury could not sit still at the dinner party because his 8-pointed starfish was so irritated after the mid-day itch reared its ugly head.
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Mid-life crisis (MLC, not to be confused with TLC) is a very common among people ranging from 30-50 years of age. In every aspects of our lives, mid-life crisis finds its voice through every passage of our lives. People with mid-life crisis falsely believed that they are young (from ages 15-25). They drive a Corvette, Mustang, and other sports vehicles. On a daily basis, people with mid-life crisis can be discovered/hunt down on regular college campuses. People with mid-life crisis can be best described by using the term-"middy-life." Middy-lifes have an untrammeled desire to achieve a feeling of youthfulness and horniness. The effects of mid-life crisis can lead an individual to evolve into a pedo bear.
If you are 30 years old or older, then you are a mid-life crisis.
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