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To forget to do something important on-time, like an assignment
I totally had an assignment due last night and I didn't remember until now - I totally dropped the ball on my ass.
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Talking complete and utter nonsense. When something someone is saying is so completely and totally inaccurate and worthless that its value equates roughly to a whistling noise emanating from the anal area.
Phil said he's going to run for President next year!
Yeah right, he's just whistling through his ass!
Do I know what I'm talking about here or am I just whistling through my ass?
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a more subtle term of go fuck your self
johns care breaks down at a red light, he get out and asks the fella behind him to help push his car off the road. the guy responsjust call a tow truck dumbass. so john replys to him hey why dont you jump up my ass!!
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means to kiss your ass and to stick your toung up it while doing it.
usually an insult but can be a sexual come on among gays.
you don't like it. well you can french kiss my ass.
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Well if you find yourself screaming Stop My ass is Burning,you're probably being raped.
You go over your friends house.
BroRapist:Hey Man you want some champagne?
Victim:Nah dude thats for romance.
BroRapist: Well who said we cant be romantic ;)?
*BroRapist anally rapes the poor victim*
Victim: STOP MY ASS IS BURNING!
BroRapist: 10 more pumps baby!
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This is the line that’s used for every gta heist on hard mode
Omg Stacy put the money in my ass
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A state of being overwhelmed, especially when starting a new job. Or simply not being able to get a project, task, or assignment started due to either mass confusion or a lack of organization.
Joe: Wanna go to lunch man? Was thinking the noon buffet at the Men's Club. You in?
Cecil: Naa, started this new gig...I can't find my ass right now, so just working thru lunch I guess.
Joe: OK dude. Well, don't work too hard.
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