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When a baby comes out old looking like John Travolta. Not my proudest fap
'Hey Son, are you ready for school?'
'Not right now mum, I'm just fapping to a John Travolta birthing'
When you are at the latest stage of a massive constipation. You know it's there. You know it wants to get out. But the form and shape of it, has left the stage where you can call it 'feces' a long, long time ago.
It has turned into the form and shape of a huge, unripe avocado. It's coming. You just have to get it out, and you have no enema to help you. The avocado birth is there. It's coming and it's unavoidable. You have no other option than to just do it. Pain. Pain.
At a surprise party where lot's of really nice people have arrived and just waiting for you. They ask eagerly: "Where's Zed, where's Zed?"
Friend answers: "He's coming. He's just doing an avocado birth"
A New England Water Birth is what it’s called when you poop in the bath to get rid of a parasite.
“Dude I think that food gave me a worm”
“You gotta have a New England Water Birth”
Slang for contraception
That chick I've been hooking up with forgot to take her anti-birth and now she says she's pregnant.
Now that i think about it, the empress bulblax might have been the source of this fetish i have, I played pikmin 2 as young as 7 and always found the way that the empress gives birth a little charming and sexy, and it just kept happening too which was a little exciting for young lil me, might also be the reason i like twin/triplet births rather than solo births as well; TL:DR: empress bulblax probably gave me a birth fetish
Allan: Now that i think about it, the empress bulblax might have been the source of this fetish i have, I played pikmin 2 as young as 7 and always found the way that the empress gives birth a little charming and sexy, and it just kept happening too which was a little exciting for young lil me, might also be the reason i like twin/triplet births rather than solo births as well; TL:DR: empress bulblax probably gave me a birth fetish
Ron: dude wtf is that the empress bulblax birth copypasta?
Taking a massive shit. Dropping a log. Splitting ya sphinkter. Laying a tird
This morning I during the staff meeting I was late to work because I was stuck in the the bathroom "giving birth to a coppa".
When you give birth but the water never breaks
I got all these carpet burns because I was a dry birth baby