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When you cum between someone’s ass cheeks, you make a creamy peach pie.
Boy #1: Guess what I ate last night?
Boy #2: What?
Boy #1: Creamy Peach Pie made by Meghan and me!
Boy #2: Fine Dining at best!
A shot in the dark with steamed milk and or a hairy man in a top hat with whip cream on his nips
Nothing hits the spot like a good creamy Abe Lincoln
When a girl puts ice cream in her mouth and then proceeds to blow the guy.
Dude: My girl gave me a creamy frost bite last night
Creamy Cream Creamed = Get fucked, smashed out of your head, getting pissed... Absolutely creamed...!
I'm gonna get absolutely fuckin creamy cream creamed...
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After recieving head, the man jizzes on his partners nipples (the woman must be pregnant), then she sucks her nipples, drinking her breast milk as well as her partners baby batter.
I met this pregnant bitch at a bar, and gave her the creamy nip drip, her kids gonna be fucked up when its born.
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"hello im MATT MILLER and i want you to empty your thick creamy load on my chest"
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Your significant other deficates and you ejaculate into it. Then your significant other mixes it together and eats it.
Last night I made Jill eat some creamy mashed potatoes
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